Thursday, January 24, 2008
SERIOUSLY BRITNEY LET'S BE FRIENDS
Does Britney use the internet? If not, that's... weird? If so... HEY BRIT! Supposedly you were outside an elementary school today, just sort of hanging out before everyone got all crazy when they saw you, and asked some random girl for her number and said you don't have many friends. WELL. I will be your friend... seriously your friend, I will not sell any pictures of you, I will listen to you and care what you say, I will let you borrow my clothes if you want to, I'll burn effigies of K-Fed or whoever you don't like with you... WHATEVER YOU WANT. LET'S HANG OUT.