Tuesday, August 26, 2008

gonna be a big man someday



I hate pink and beyonce, individually, for completely different reasons.



and this is absolutely my least favorite Michael Jackson song.

go figure.

Friday, August 22, 2008

whistle while you work

Christian Lander picture day!!!?!! I know. It's almost too good to be true.

Here's Christian Lander on a bridge in a place that I have to assume is in Indiana, based purely on how weird and small-towny it looks!
Well, either that or somewhere Swiss...

Here's Christian Lander with an itty bitty kitty!

IT'S PINK! Like my love for Christian Lander.

HERE'S CHRISTIAN LANDER PUTTING ICE IN BEER ON THE SIDEWALK!
Why are you puttin' ice in your beer, Christian? Maybe you're making brass monkeys? let's hope there's more to this story.

HAAAPPPY FRIDAYYYYYY!

moment of blog: august 22

bai ling, you are so crazy.

"I love the sunny lazy afternoon on Friday driving and shooting some cool stough in Hollywood.......

Look at those 2 on the wall, they are happy? Or just happy they stuck on the wall? Or just really unhappy? Why are they there up high on Friday on the wall? Do they live there and just happened when I walk by to emerge to see the weather while they just woke up?

What is their plan for tonight?"


just to give you some perspective, she's talking about paintings of rugrats characters. no no. I'm serious.

I'll dance my life away

THIS EXISTS IN REAL LIFE

And that, honestly, makes me really happy. Next month: Applebees!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

rough day at the goldmines

I just had the creepiest like, flash thought of China getting hit by some, like, freak natural disaster right at the end of the Olympics. But it's like, created by someone, a weather bomb, kind of, on the olympics. It'd probably be from Japan. Not because Japan is bad in any way, I'm a fan as far as I know... but just because they're the only country I would believe could plausibly engineer such an attack (they have UNDERWEAR in VENDING MACHINES). Oh god am I going to get patriot acted?

anyways, yay olympics! beijing! no hurricanes.

ALL 7 AND WE'LL WATCH THEM FALL

LISTEN TO THESE SONGS ALL THE TIME
I know they're not all new THATS OKAY

Shake it - Metro Station
Kiss with a Fist - Florence and the Machine
Deep at Night - Ercola vs. DJ Heikki L

that's all for now but they're good on repeat.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Ryan Lochte is more fun than Michael Phelps. Probably.

cat
more cat pictures

hahahaha I love lolcats so much.

long time... I've been writing everything on my blackberry, and there it sits, ready to be posted. Any day now there will be a cavalcade, if that's a word, of posts. much like the great shark week quake of 08, it's going to rock your world.

Monday, August 4, 2008

get busy livin: best wishes morgan freeman

Mario lopez managed to become so cool that, going to a commercial on dance crew he said "ABDC, keep it locked"... And then he winked... And I DIDNT FIND IT ANNOYING. I mean there people that can pull that off, but almost entirely they are people who, at least initially, were comedy-based. Him and neil patrick harris have fuckin ANSWERS man.

That was going to end there but... I get that they were both on sitcoms, which are... Well, situational comedies, you could say. So they could be seen as comedic actors... But there's a distinction between the artistic images they have and, say, a will ferrell. I guess it comes down to, if you flipped to a channel and this person was on, whether you would automatically KNOW it was a comedy. There's the distinction.