Thursday, October 30, 2008

inspiration!

new elizabeth and james line's up... cuuuuuute check it. I want pretty much all of it.

ew hilary duff

I love personal jesus. but this... this is painful.

Hilary Duff - Reach Out - Official Music Video Premiere


acting? no. singing well? no. being interesting? no.
I actually pulled for H Duff a little, but this is so bad it's hard to watch. I don't recommend it, actually. Not sure why I put it there.

Friday, October 3, 2008

past is prologue

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAAAAAASE AMERICA. VOTE FOR OBAMA.

Sarah Palin is not "folksy", she is an idiot. Sarah Palin's antics are not "cute" or "adorable", they are terrifying. This woman could be the president. THE PRESIDENT. And she can't even speak in complete sentences. She can't give ONE specific case of how McCain's policies differ from George Bush's. She claims to read "all of" the news publications, and can't think of ONE FUCKING SINGLE NAME when asked for specifics. She got her passport in 2007... one year ago. She claims to be "joe six-pack" but SHE IS WORTH $1.2 MILLION. See for yourself here. She answered the questions regarding her role as VP in a manner so clearly reminiscent of Dick Cheney (claiming that the definition in the constitution was "flexible" and she'd like to take on a more prominent role), which should terrify everyone in a way that little else can.

I'm sick of this. I abhor this woman. Take your trashy ass back to fucking Alaska. AND DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE EVER TALK ABOUT JOE BIDEN'S DEAD WIFE. YOU ASSHOLE.

unnnnngh the rage. I might pass out.
Vote Obama. It's do or die time.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Jack Cafferty FTW



JUST FUCKING KILL ME.
Still love ya' Bris Bris, you little hooker you

oh have I not mentioned this on here? I've decided to be obsessed with Bristol Palin. I have her cell phone number! what a lil' babymaker.

YOU WANNA BE ON TOP?

Could Clark possibly be more annoying and not attractive and lame in general? COULD SHE PLEASE JUST TRY TO SEE IF IT'S POSSIBLE? GOD. She sucks. Get an upper lip.


Additionally, if Marjorie doesn't get some fucking self esteem I'm going to dive into the tv and make her cry. WITH MY WORDS.


oh Elina really bugs me too. And McKey. Where did these girls COME from?

Samantha, Analeigh or Lauren Brie FTW.
ok or maybe Sheena.

WHERE'D THIS GUY GO???

Hey kids! So. This was going to be a Hot Canadian, because his dad is Canadian (and Canadian never lets go. Like Jack.), but he was, unfortunately, born in Los Angeles. However, he remains amazing. He is Sasha Jenson. You may know him as Don, the lovable football player who only thinks about getting laid and who wears overalls, in Dazed and Confused. If you don't know him from that, you probably don't know him. THAT IS IRRELEVANT. He's great. And PRACTICALLY CANADIAN!!!! Here's a picture to jog your memory:



Yeah, that's the worst picture ever, but YOU try finding a picture of him. The last thing he did was in fucking 93, way pre-internet. It's impossible. So here's him, in Dazed and Confused, with Matthew McConaughey (or however you spell that). I should be commended just for finding a picture of Matty with his shirt on.

MOVING ON.

Far more importantly than this hippy nonsense (to me and anyone who loves tv/movies that should matter but don't), he was one of the popular kids who got vampired in the Buffy movie that pre-empted that (MUCH LOVED) series. It starred (in case you don't remember due to a massive head trauma or being lame) Kristy Swanson and Luke Perry. CAN YOU IMAGINE ANYTHING BETTER??? Anyways, he totes tried to kill her at prom, and he got his heart stabbed. In a hot way. He's a part of two movies that do, or should, define my generation, and I'm pretty upset (at this point tonight while sort of fucked up and watching dazed and confused on HBO) that he didn't achieve more success. HOW MUCH SHOULD HE BE ON SOME LAW AND ORDER REDUX? He'd be a great truancy cop.

anyways...

So he hasn't been in anything since 2003, and honestly, he hasn't been in anything we've heard of since Dazed and Confused. But let's be honest. He was hot in those overalls, and that's hard to do. He had great hair, and I really think that had he been given a role as the hilarious neighbor in... say... a sitcom starring kirk cameron as the older brother of Devon Sawa (AND WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT HOT ASS KID GO??) or something, he could have been major. Or, as my friend just suggested, as Eric on Boy Meets World, in an alternate universe where the guy who actually played Eric never existed. I'M JUST SAYING.

So. Sasha Jenson. Underappreciated, totally hot... and TOTALLY (almost) Canadian. I demand a movie.