Sunday, November 30, 2008

the boys are back



love.

because of: those teeth, the split jumps, the fact that you can leave him a phone message on his myspace and he might call you back... but really, what reason do I need beyond the following:



zefron! bandanas! BEST SCENE OF ANY MOVIE EVER.
I really love hsm.

Corbin Bleu ftw.

bowling blowing bowling blowing

this is such an invasion of privacy, but these girls are so effing cute I don't care. SLIDESHOWS! by crazy youtube lovin' fans! WHOOOOO!

Shenae baby



Cassie Steele's a badass



Miley, you little slut, I love you

white people like christian lander

Christian Lander did a new video thingy!



fucking. love. him.

it's a little known fact that all white children are gifted. 100%! that's a pretty good figure.

I, too, am a PC. MARRY ME.

The tron guy did one of these too, pretty hysterical shit

venting

So, let me say, this is mostly written so that I can bitch about stuff that's annoying, but I thought I should try to counter balance how bitter that could seem with the opposite... however, it's a lot harder to rant about things you like, so the negative section is bigger. Take it as you will.

eta: really, the only thing that makes me THAT mad is apparently ed hardy. Maybe I'll do another post where I discuss this more eloquently.

Things that I like a lot
(note: I in no way claim that these things are very original)

- yelling
- typing like you're yelling when something is important
- lolcats
- facebook
- rosebud salve
- mgmt, ezra furman, lykke li, eagles of death metal, ladytron, metric
- boots
- barack obama and the entire obama clan
- pickup trucks that are white
- jewelery that even I, the wearer, would have to classify as "slightly obnoxious"
- britney spears, her new album, her impending interview on mtv, her further impending tour... and really just everything about her. Love this bitch.
- lindsay's hair lately
- mixing metaphors
- guacamole
- the missbehave magazine blog
- mary kate maybe being pregnant
- the olsen's coffee table book
- everyone finally hating jessica simpson
- american apparel, fuck off, it's true
- pot

Things that I accept, albeit begrudgingly

- hilary is secretary of state
- coldplay is an ok band. Addendum: "Yellow" is still the worst song in the world.

Things that make me physically angry to think about

- anything and everything designed by christian audigier. If you wear Ed Hardy, you fucking lose. It's hideous, it was really cool in 2003 but now it's just fucking terrible. It's gone the way of trucker hats, just stop wearing it, you look like a douchebag. Tigers? Vines? Hearts with daggers in them? You're not poetic. If you want a shirt with animals on it, wear this one, I swear to GOD you look cooler than you do in Ed Hardy.

YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO GET LAID IN THIS THAN IN ED HARDY.
I'm serious. Stop wearing it. It's heinous, not fashionable, and you look like an asshole. SO ANGRY.
- the above includes his daughter crystal
- mood (the club)... this is like, a microcosm of what's wrong with LA.
- yes on 8, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM CALIFORNIA god dammit. Separate but equal IS NOT EQUAL. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING.
- jessica simpson, ashlee simpson, pete wentz, john mayer - the quadrangle of douchiness
- Kanye. SHUT. UP. And why did you stop rapping you're not a singer uuuunnnngh
- urban outfitters selling everything I bought at thrift stores for a dollar last year, but for like $80 and to every style impaired high school senior IN THE WORLD.
- Twilight. I don't get it and I don't care. Angel's hotter than this edward dude, the chick in this movie looks super stoned and needs to get some sun, girls are asking the actor to BITE THEM because kids are so crazy now... it's like buffy, but much, much lamer and with way more annoying fans.

Friday, November 28, 2008

by the book

maybe this is old news, but it's so weird.



I don't really ddr, but this is still funny. is rock band the new ddr? america's ddr, maybe?

harder? better? faster?

neato, right?


Interactive Video Object Manipulation from Dan Goldman on Vimeo.

I think it's cool.

on another note, facebook's embedded ads are freakily relevant, it's like they read my emails.

Monday, November 24, 2008

let's make out

BRITNEY IS GOD. peep the album kids: http://www.britney.com/blog/full-circus-album-preview... I'm obsessed with Mmm Papi in sort of a sick way, but Kill The Lights and Circus are life changing. LOVE YOU BRITNEEEEYYYYY!

You're in...
I think I'm ready for my close up..
Yeah

You don't like me, I don't like you, It don't matter (Who?)
Only difference, You still listen, I don't have to (Who?)
In one ear and, Out the other, I don't need you (Who?)
Your words don't stick, I ain't perfect, but you ain't either (Who?)

If your feeling groggily (Oh)
I ain't even lose no sleep (Oh)
Theres more to me than what you see (Oh)
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..

Mr. Photographer
I think I'm ready for my close-up tonight
Make sure you catch me from my good side pick one
These other (HA) just wanna be me
Is that money in your pocket?
Or you happy to see me?

Kill the Lights!
Take 'em out, turn 'em off, break 'em down)
Kill the Lights!
Don't be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
I've seen you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can't handle the truth
What happened to you?

I KILL
The Lights Pure
The Lights Satis
The Lights Faction
I KILL
The Lights Lights
The Lights Camera
The Lights Action

I KILL
The Lights Pure
The Lights Satis
The Lights Faction
I KILL
The Lights Lights
The Lights Camera
The Lights Action


All the flashin', tryin' to cash-in
Hurts my eyes
All the poses, out of focus
I despise

Eff me over, your exposure
Not the best
You want me bad, I want you out
Release this stress.

Mr. Photographer
I think I'm ready for my close-up tonight
Make sure you catch me from my good side pick one
These other just wanna be me
Is that money in your pocket?
Or you happy to see me?

Kill the Lights!
(Take 'em out, turn 'em off, break 'em down)
Kill the Lights!
(Don't be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
(I've seen you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can't handle the truth
What happened to you?

I KILL
The Lights Pure
The Lights Satis
The Lights Faction
I KILL
The Lights Lights
The Lights Camera
The Lights Action

I KILL
The Lights Pure
The Lights Satis
The Lights Faction
I KILL
The Lights Lights
The Lights Camera
The Lights Action

You're the star now, welcome to the big league
They all want a pic, they all wanna see, see, see
What you're made of... what you're gonna do
Is life gonna get the best of you?

Kill the Lights!
(Take 'em out, turn 'em off, break 'em down)
Kill the Lights!
(Don't be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
(I've seen you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can't handle the truth
What happened to you?

I KILL
The Lights Pure
The Lights Satis
The Lights Faction
I KILL
The Lights Lights
The Lights Camera
The Lights Action

I KILL
The Lights Pure
The Lights Satis
The Lights Faction
I KILL
The Lights Lights
The Lights Camera
The Lights Action

Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh
Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh

[Laughter]

Thursday, November 20, 2008

hara-jew-coup

Q-Pot might be the greatest jewelry site ever.

I can't get pictures to work but these melty things are my fave so far... holler japan, way to go

eta: OH MY GOD this is cute.

the mk to my a

well, I'm buying these.



they're like the ones MK wore with that cool onesie thingie... here!



I mean in black... soooo stripper, SO CHEAP, so classy. God, I better go today before they run out.

IS SHE SMOKING UP OUTSIDE?



soooo I know we already voted and whatnot (no on 8, still goin' strong, btw), but thingsarefine.org is a grrrreat site. tons of posters like the banner above, I die.

I stole that from Rachel Zoe because I LOVE HER. and fur. I love fur.

Thursday, November 6, 2008