Monday, June 29, 2009

start with the man in the mirror

OKAY SERIOUSLY. Is EVERYONE going to wear this dress? Jennifer Connelly busted it out first, showing how waaayayyyyyyyayayayay too skinny she has gotten since her days of pure, drugged out, ass-to-ass hotness in Requiem...



Then Sienna rocked the EXACT same one a few weeks later, wearing it, in my opinion, slightly better, but once it's been worn there's no merit (this was possibly actually Kate Hudson - I kid you not I have spent 40 minutes scouring the net and cannot find a pic of either, but I ASSURE you it is true).

and now this. Beyonce. Beyonce THINKING SHE NEEDS TO BROADEN HER SHOULDERS.



Look bitch. you are curvy as a motherfucker. This dress is TOO SHORT for you, and the shoulders make it look like your head is thethered to your knees and it's making your neck shrink into itself. Also, I hate you a lot and I heard your medley was god awful.

Admittedly, the color is great on this, and I love any outfit that involves a purple shoe, because how often does that happen... but this just looks rough. And just. so. done. THIS DRESS IS NOT EVEN CUTE. I see like, the POINT, but the peter pan hemline with the shoulders that look like a robot going to an 80's party... plus, long sleeves in the summer? ITS 90 DEGREES IN LA, BEYONCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

uuuuugh.

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