Hey

Okay lets be clear here. I am not calling Mischa Barton fat.



But this photo? Is not flattering.

you gotta do the cookin by the book

YES PLEASE

k thnx bye

you know that love survives, so we can rock forever

P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) - Michael Jackson

a few days late, but lets take a moment. or, lets be real, a year or so. His youtube channel has also been updated with tons of songs that don't have videos (excluding the above, oddly enough).

the king is dead, long live the king

start with the man in the mirror

OKAY SERIOUSLY. Is EVERYONE going to wear this dress? Jennifer Connelly busted it out first, showing how waaayayyyyyyyayayayay too skinny she has gotten since her days of pure, drugged out, ass-to-ass hotness in Requiem...



Then Sienna rocked the EXACT same one a few weeks later, wearing it, in my opinion, slightly better, but once it's been worn there's no merit (this was possibly actually Kate Hudson - I kid you not I have spent 40 minutes scouring the net and cannot find a pic of either, but I ASSURE you it is true).

and now this. Beyonce. Beyonce THINKING SHE NEEDS TO BROADEN HER SHOULDERS.



Look bitch. you are curvy as a motherfucker. This dress is TOO SHORT for you, and the shoulders make it look like your head is thethered to your knees and it's making your neck shrink into itself. Also, I hate you a lot and I heard your medley was god awful.

Admittedly, the color is great on this, and I love any outfit that involves a purple shoe, because how often does that happen... but this just looks rough. And just. so. done. THIS DRESS IS NOT EVEN CUTE. I see like, the POINT, but the peter pan hemline with the shoulders that look like a robot going to an 80's party... plus, long sleeves in the summer? ITS 90 DEGREES IN LA, BEYONCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

uuuuugh.

yo go do this you will look really cool

NEW PROJECT!! Ok ok so I have resisted becoming a twitter obsessive on this blog, but I am starting a twitter-based site With some other people. It's mad awesome, basically you just tweet (@) us whatever you are eating, and we post it on the site with a link to your twitter page. Great way to get followers, and also just seem really cool when you pig out on something interesting... check it out, and start tweeting us during your daily grub sessions! http://tweating.wordpress.com and on twitter @whatyoueat.

I will pick it up on here as well...

recession shmecession

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2009/05/okay_now_were_really_freaking.html

oh noooooo christian lacroix is folding??? they make THE BEST couture pieces. Of anyone, seriously. That dress MK wore to the Met Costume Ball was gorge... ugh I am sad. COME ON ECONOMY LETS PICK IT UP.

I can't get her off of my brain

jesus christ check out team britney handle the shit out of this situation. I mean seriously that was seamless! what are they, trained for this specific scenario? the only dancers accepted were also cia ops? I know that the level of security around britney at all times must be just insane - jamie spears, I am sure, has got it on lock down that no person or thing gets within 10 feet of her without his blessing - but this is beyond what's conceivable. well played team britney.

(but also, sad because it makes you think about how regimented her life must be. just... robotic.)

OH THE CONCERT WAS AMAZING