Friday, June 27, 2008

watch americas best fance crew

Plaid is so hot right now.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

hold on loosely

Jamie-Lynn Spears has given birth.

That is all.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

5 dollar footlongs

The way they're marketing hancock is really interesting. They're just letting a little bit go at a time. First there was just him flying onto a beach, grabbing a whale and throwing it... And hitting a boat. (Wait, sorry... FIRST there were building sized posters for it in la with no real descriptive images. Weird.) Ok so then there was the whale throwing but also him flying around drunk and generally being a goofy fuckup. So then we had a protagonist. Then there was the flying drunk, and some guy confronting him and encouraging him to use his powers for good. And either with that or the next one, we have Hancock talking and taking on becoming the hero he can be. So he's the Rudy of superheroes. In a way. And now, the newest ones, we see him start to become a real superhero. So... If you think about it, if you wait a few more weeks they'll probably have covered most of the plot, and you can save a buck.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

moment of blog: june 11

well Bai Ling has done it again. Here's your moment of blog.

"I can't believe it, there are life orenge trees just stand in front of me and behind me when I walked out of the door, so fresh and real, it opened my eyes instincly from the tiredness of the daily life. How magic nature is and life, the color tha shape, the test of its own individul flaver, can't figure it out how, but I always think nature is the master of Art, they create all kinds of art in all kinds of ways to please us, to give us joy and fun and enlightment and love. I am lucky to see those orenge trees and to test its flaver of freshness just right there, just after the sunset but we still can see the color of the orenge, yes, all the fresh orenges just like hundreds of the reduced sun, maybe there are the baby the sun left for us after he is gone for the day? Maybe the sun is just a gigantic fresh orenge hanging on a big invisible earth tree?"

Maybe, Bai Ling. May... be.

hit me with your best shot and fire away

Leonard from Big Bang Theory (which I'll plug again because I think it's HILARIOUS... a fact that I think I need to credit in large part to Kaley Cuoco (sp?) because I've been watching 8 Simple Rules reruns and I like THAT too, so maybe she's just awesome? Or maybe she just picks good shows) is Trouty on My Boys (another show that I love love love and face a lot of disagreement on). That's kind of awesome, way to show some range.

The actor is Johnny Galecki I guess he was on Roseanne too although I never watched that (I know. shut up.) and he was born in Belgium so that's fun (he's American though, don't worry).

That's all I got.

fist bump

So there's not going to be one fucking blonde girl on the new 90210? Who are we kidding? Not ONE?

Plus the "quirky" girl is SUPER annoying. Wearing headbands from American Apparel doesn't make you quirky or interesting. It doesn't make you NOT these things, by any means, but YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER, PRODUCERS.

this is not getting off to a good start.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!

Obama is the Democratic nominee for 2008!!!!!!
This... is.. the day I have been waiting for.



Obama Nation, I love it.
BARACK OBAMA FOR PRES 08!!!!!

Monday, June 2, 2008

no air no air

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO?