Tuesday, July 29, 2008

This is gonna be the best shark week ever!

So I know it's shark week, and asking you to leave the vicinity of your television is not only cruel, it's downright disrespectful... but regardless. It's time to get our hope on.

Obama is so hip, so cool, so very "very". GOD I LOVE HIM.
So if you're in LA, get yo' ass to the Echoplex and let's Barack the fuckin' vote.
yes... yes, we can.

Monday, July 21, 2008

it's in the game

Christian Lander is in a commercial!

Aw! he's so good! charming, photogenic, self-deprecating... and canadian. swoon.
I really love when photo celebs go live action.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Mario Lopez

I LOOOOOVE Americas Best Dance Crew (if you're not watching it, I DONT CARE HOW LAME YOU THINK IT IS IN THEORY, you MUST watch. It's amaaazing), but I can NOT handle shows where "America Votes!". Fuck people, man, Xtreme Dance Force was DOPE, they just got NO cred because they're rich white boys. So what, man, those boys can dance their asses off. I hope the little kid on that crew** isn't like, five foot nothing, because if he's taller than me... well, I hope to marry him. That boy's got some SHIT. In a totally, totally good way. XTREME DANCE FORCE, Keep it up, you're fuckin dope and society needs some fuckin cute boys that are (even potentially) straight. No offense, Zac Efron. I mean, you may be the prettiest human that's existed in the history of existence (and that's not exaggeration), but... let's be honest. Believing you're straight just seems far too optimistic.

(Additionally, however, I'd like to emphasize that you're fucking bomb in... well, High School Musical, but also everything else, and this should in no way be seen as any sort of criticism... it's just that no one as hot as you could possibly be even remotely attainable. Or like, the world would explode, or something.)

nobody believed (or even believes entirely, despite his dating of SEVERAL vicky's models) that Leo was straight either. So... I guess play retarded and you're oscar bound?

Then again I guess that's true for anyone that has any recognizability... play retarded or aids-having and you're almost assured a nod. But... and, let's be honest... no one wants to see Zac Efron retarded. We want to see him... well, flirting. With me. IN REAL LIFE.

God I hate being way too old for my crushes.

**I'm SCOURING the internet, how is there not a fucking profile? I love these boys.

(again... too old for these crushes. I need to stick to Chad from Alltell (my TOP celeb crush, shut up you're dumb, he's fucking hot)... I bet he's around my age.)


So the stuff white people like book came out, and let me tell you, it is well worth the buy. The quiz is hilarious. GO BUY IT SUPPORT... White people? And Christian Lander!!

i hope linds gets gay married

So I'm watching georgia rule and linds is in a vets office making pizza, or something, I don't know I just turned it on, but when she opens the fridge you can see a sugar free red bull. Which is totally lindsays, right? I mean real lindsay. I hate when movies mess up, how hard is it kids.

Ok, retracted, linds (in the movie) is drinking it now. Touche.

shut up jamie lynn

NO FUCKING WAY!! Shannen doherty, who I love, is going to be... Are you ready? Brenda walsh. She's back, I loooove brenda, she's so intense, and we know kellys back as like, the guidance counselor, so that means draaaamaaaa. I would give up... Anything, eating, if they could get luke perry. He's... Ok, I love him, but... A little old, so it would be ridiculous, but I mean... Want an automatic fanbase of every girl and more than a handful of guys who were in highschool between 1986 and 2000? Bring back that love triangle. I hope shenae grimes is good.

born in the usa

NonononoNONONO! DO NOT give them a show! What is wrong with everybody?!? They are vile conniving douchebags. STOP LOOKING AT THEM.

I hesitate to say, but I truly believe it... They WILL destroy your soul. They are the face of everything that is wrong. Stop looking and they'll go away!! We have to unite. I'm totally serial.