Monday, June 29, 2009

you know that love survives, so we can rock forever


P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) - Michael Jackson

a few days late, but lets take a moment. or, lets be real, a year or so. His youtube channel has also been updated with tons of songs that don't have videos (excluding the above, oddly enough).

the king is dead, long live the king

start with the man in the mirror

OKAY SERIOUSLY. Is EVERYONE going to wear this dress? Jennifer Connelly busted it out first, showing how waaayayyyyyyyayayayay too skinny she has gotten since her days of pure, drugged out, ass-to-ass hotness in Requiem...



Then Sienna rocked the EXACT same one a few weeks later, wearing it, in my opinion, slightly better, but once it's been worn there's no merit (this was possibly actually Kate Hudson - I kid you not I have spent 40 minutes scouring the net and cannot find a pic of either, but I ASSURE you it is true).

and now this. Beyonce. Beyonce THINKING SHE NEEDS TO BROADEN HER SHOULDERS.



Look bitch. you are curvy as a motherfucker. This dress is TOO SHORT for you, and the shoulders make it look like your head is thethered to your knees and it's making your neck shrink into itself. Also, I hate you a lot and I heard your medley was god awful.

Admittedly, the color is great on this, and I love any outfit that involves a purple shoe, because how often does that happen... but this just looks rough. And just. so. done. THIS DRESS IS NOT EVEN CUTE. I see like, the POINT, but the peter pan hemline with the shoulders that look like a robot going to an 80's party... plus, long sleeves in the summer? ITS 90 DEGREES IN LA, BEYONCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

uuuuugh.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

yo go do this you will look really cool

NEW PROJECT!! Ok ok so I have resisted becoming a twitter obsessive on this blog, but I am starting a twitter-based site With some other people. It's mad awesome, basically you just tweet (@) us whatever you are eating, and we post it on the site with a link to your twitter page. Great way to get followers, and also just seem really cool when you pig out on something interesting... check it out, and start tweeting us during your daily grub sessions! http://tweating.wordpress.com and on twitter @whatyoueat.

I will pick it up on here as well...